Travel Puns

71

Why did the tourist go to the library?

60

What do you call a tired camel?

62

Why did the tourist bring a pencil to the airport?

37

What did the ocean say to the shore?

51

Why did the travel agent get tired of the cruise ship?

63

Why did the suitcase get upset at the airport?

57

Why did the tourist bring a ladder to the pyramid?

35

Why did the map get lost?

19

What do you call a tired suitcase?

21

Why did the airplane get a parking ticket?

58

Why did the road go to therapy?

24

What do you call a sleepy train?

59

What did the backpack say after a long journey?

53

Why did the traveler bring a pencil to the airport?

19

Why did the map go to the doctor?