Travel Puns

75

Why do trains never get lonely on vacation?

73

Why don't planes ever get tired?

35

What did the volcano say to the mountain?

18

What did the passport say to the customs officer?

17

Why did the map get promoted?

15

What do you call an adventurous egg?

58

Why did the suitcase break up with the backpack?

24

I told my GPS a joke

30

The airline lost my luggage again

9

I visited a monastery on vacation

19

The cruise ship comedian was terrible

63

The map told me to turn right

31

The road trip was tiring

42

I tried to take a train to the pun convention

13

The suitcase said to the traveler