Travel Puns

78

What did the jet lag say to the traveler?

48

Why did the souvenir shop feel clingy?

25

What did the hotel pillow say to the guest?

47

Why did the tourist bring a pencil to the Leaning Tower of Pisa?

34

Why did the pilot bring a pencil on the flight?

19

What did the GPS say when it made a wrong turn?

75

Why do trains never get lonely on vacation?

73

Why don't planes ever get tired?

35

What did the volcano say to the mountain?

18

What did the passport say to the customs officer?

17

Why did the map get promoted?

15

What do you call an adventurous egg?

58

Why did the suitcase break up with the backpack?

24

I told my GPS a joke

30

The airline lost my luggage again