Random Jokes

14

My nephew wanted to do an experiment on gravity with his toys.

57

My science teacher asked us to explain how we'd travel to Mars without a rocket.

56

We tried to decorate our Christmas tree without using any lights this year.

58

I went to the doctor and he said I had type A blood.

29

I walked into a bar and said, 'I'll have whatever you'd recommend to someone who's thinking about their life choices.' The bartender looked at me for a long time.

71

Why do cows wear bells?

29

We decided to have a family meeting about who eats the last cookie.

78

My wife says I never listen to her.

56

I asked the physicist if time travel was possible.

41

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?

15

Why don't old people like change?

34

My cat tried to give me a pep talk.

26

A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "That'll be five dollars."

44

Why did the polar bear break up with the grizzly bear?

70

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.