Random Jokes

83

Why are elevator jokes so good?

70

The doctor told me I need to reduce my stress by avoiding complicated situations.

66

My wife told me to stop telling jokes about her cooking.

12

My cat decided she wanted to be a professional chef after seeing me cook pasta.

16

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?

45

A blind man walks into a bar.

76

A peanut walks into a bar.

26

The doctor told me I need to laugh more because it's good for my health.

42

I rented a car for my road trip, but the rental agency forgot to include the keys.

56

Why did the dog refuse to run in the park with his owner?

10

Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

58

I told my boss I needed a raise because inflation is killing me.

70

I booked a flight with no layovers to save time getting to my vacation spot.

13

Why did the school bus get stuck on the playground?

13

My mom asked why I never call her when I'm having a bad day.