Random Jokes

63

You know you're old when your joints are more accurate than the weather channel.

11

My son asked me to explain what a solar eclipse is.

83

My office installed a new security system.

22

Knock knock. Who's there? Wooden shoe.

75

My GPS told me to turn left into a field for better traffic flow.

80

Why did the backpacker bring a ladder on the hike?

35

The specialist told me I need to get more exercise to improve my circulation.

15

What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?

30

My dog asked me if I wanted to play fetch.

56

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.

21

I invented a new word: 'plagiarism.'

67

The doctor said I needed to stop eating so much cheese because my cholesterol was acting like a traffic jam.

15

Why don't old people like change?

62

I asked my family what they wanted for Thanksgiving.

43

I booked a 'glamping' trip that promised luxury in the wild.