Bar Jokes Jokes

29

I walked into a bar and said, 'I'll have whatever you'd recommend to someone who's thinking about their life choices.' The bartender looked at me for a long time.

10

I walked into a bar and said, 'I'll have your house special.' The bartender said, 'That's a thirty-four-dollar cocktail with four types of bitters and a dried orange slice.'

37

I walked into a bar and told the bartender I wanted something that made me feel like I was on a yacht in the Mediterranean.

9

The bartender refused me service because my ID looked older than him.

55

The bartender asked me what kind of drink would make me feel like a superhero.

58

I walked into a bar and ordered the smallest drink on the menu.

81

A customer asked the bartender for a drink that would make him feel like he had just won a lottery.

40

I walked into a bar and ordered the most expensive drink on the menu.

32

I went to the bar and ordered a glass of water with lemon.

69

I walked into a bar and asked for a drink that could fix my life.

70

I asked the bartender for a drink that would help me forget my ex.

65

I walked into a bar and asked for a drink that could fix my life.

42

The bartender told me his specialty was making drinks that hide the taste of onions.

19

The bartender told me his specialty was making drinks that hide the taste of onions.

5

I walked into a bar and asked for a drink that could make me forget my embarrassing moment at karaoke.