Bar Jokes Jokes

41

A piece of string walks into a bar.

26

A rope walks into a bar.

7

A sandwich walks into a bar.

33

A book walks into a bar.

80

A snail is mugged by two turtles.

15

A talking dog walks into a bar and orders a martini.

13

A man walks into a bar and orders a drink.

26

A skeleton walks into a bar.

33

A carrot walks into a bar.

83

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, 'Why the long face?'

73

A book walks into a bar.

33

A magician walks into a bar and asks for a drink.

65

A snail walks into a bar.

34

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his pants.

84

A bear walks into a bar and says, 'I'll have a gin and...... tonic.'