9SchoolThe math teacher said our test scores were so low they were below sea level.Show PunchlineShare
54SchoolThe substitute teacher asked who wanted to be class president for the day.Show PunchlineShare
10SchoolMy daughter asked why we have to learn about fractions in school if calculators exist.Show PunchlineShare
64SchoolMy son told me he got an A on his history test because he remembered everything perfectly.Show PunchlineShare
60SchoolThe librarian asked my son why he returned his book with half the pages missing.Show PunchlineShare
47SchoolMy son tried to convince me that homework was just a suggestion from teachers.Show PunchlineShare
11SchoolMy daughter asked why we have to learn about ancient history if it doesn't help with homework today.Show PunchlineShare
79SchoolMy daughter asked me how long homework would take if she did it twice as fast.Show PunchlineShare
72SchoolThe history teacher asked us to write an essay on why people didn't use computers in ancient times.Show PunchlineShare
30SchoolMy daughter asked why we have to learn about multiplication if calculators exist.Show PunchlineShare
54SchoolMy son asked why we have to learn about fractions in school if calculators exist.Show PunchlineShare
83SchoolMy daughter asked why we have to learn about multiplication if calculators exist.Show PunchlineShare
64SchoolMy son asked why we have to learn about grammar in school if no one uses it correctly.Show PunchlineShare