School Jokes

19

My kid asked me to explain 'photosynthesis' for his homework. I said, 'It's when plants turn sunlight into food.' He processed this for a moment.

14

My kid came home and said his teacher told him to 'use his words.' He looked at me and said, 'I used all of them. I used the word "and" forty-three times.'

43

My daughter asked why we have to learn long division when calculators exist. I said, 'Because one day the power will go out.'

61

My son brought home a report card with a note that said 'needs to work on staying on task.' I looked at him and said, 'Well, that's the first time in his life a teacher and I agreed on something.'

57

My daughter asked me to check her essay on 'My Favorite Season,' and I noticed she wrote, 'I love winter because snow is free.'

37

My kid came home and told me the teacher made the whole class apologize to the fire extinguisher.

9

I volunteered to chaperone the school trip and ended up managing more children than my own house.

43

My daughter asked why we have to practice cursive writing in school.

17

My son turned in his science project late because he said the data wasn't ready yet.

31

The history teacher asked us to write about a famous person who never existed.

10

Why did the student bring a ladder to school?

76

Why did the math book look so sad during the holiday break?

64

The gym teacher said we needed to run until our lungs felt like balloons.

15

The librarian said I could check out as many books as I wanted for the summer reading program.

23

My teacher asked why I brought three different types of erasers to class.