Animals Puns

71

What do you call a dog that loves to meditate?

32

What do you call an owl that's a detective?

58

What's a sheep's favorite martial art?

32

What did the sea say to the iceberg?

84

What's a cat's favorite instrument?

20

Why did the bird get in trouble at school?

12

What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?

27

Why don't scientists trust elephants?

12

Why did the lion lose at poker?

12

What do you call a bear who is a great listener?

23

What do you call a group of musical birds?

79

Why did the snail get fired from the construction site?

26

What do you call a fish wearing a crown?

19

Why did the duck cross the road?

72

What do you call a group of musical cats?