Animals Puns

65

Why don't secrets last long in a jungle?

27

What do you call a sleeping pig?

29

What do you call a sad butterfly?

46

Why are fish so good at negotiating?

27

Why did the chameleon get stuck?

15

Why did the snake get a speeding ticket?

58

Why did the fish get bad grades?

6

What do you call a bird that can fix anything?

29

What do you call a group of busy bees?

55

What do you call a bear that is always complaining?

17

What do you call a bear that can't stop laughing?

12

What do you call a tiger who lies about his age?

40

What do you call a fish who is a good writer?

83

Why did the bird get sent to the principal's office?

6

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?