Music Puns

15

What did the guitar say to the musician?

61

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

14

What did the concert hall say to the audience?

57

Why did the saxophone go to the doctor?

27

What did the record player say to the vinyl?

80

Why did the trumpet start a podcast?

51

What did the sheet music say to the pianist?

11

Why did the harmonica feel left out?

65

What did the bass drum say during the argument?

82

Why did the metronome go to couples counseling?

20

What did the cello say to the violin?

65

Why did the tambourine get kicked out of the band?

84

What do you call a cow that plays guitar?

72

What's a pirate's favorite musical note?

24

Why couldn't the string quartet find their way home?