Music Puns

47

Why did the music teacher go to jail?

46

What's a balloon's least favorite genre of music?

22

What type of music do mummies listen to?

72

What did the guitar say to the rock star?

84

Why did the piano break up with the accordion?

62

What do you call a musician who's also a fisherman?

69

The tuba player was exhausted

65

The violinist was on a tight schedule

83

The piano fell down the mine shaft

57

My neighbor's been playing the bagpipes every night

65

The orchestra conductor was struck by lightning

64

Why did the musician go to jail?

19

The singer broke up with the songwriter

55

I wrote a song about a tortilla

77

The drummer quit the band