Science Puns

48

Why did the two magnets break up?

52

Why did the microscope get good grades?

28

Why did the scientist bring a ladder to the grocery store?

7

Why are chemists great at solving problems?

14

What did the atom say after it gained an electron?

31

Why did the photon refuse to check a bag?

10

What do you call a lost kitten in space?

42

Why did the cell go to the party alone?

46

Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

37

Why did the light bulb get a great idea?

23

Why did the chemist get confused in the library?

23

Why did the scientist break up with his beaker?

73

What did the cell say when it bumped into another cell?

75

What did the scientist say when he discovered gravity?

35

Why did the chemist get confused when he saw a bear?