Sports Puns

44

Why did the golfer bring a parachute to the course?

56

Why did the baseball team hire a chef?

28

Why did the basketball player bring a towel to the game?

43

Why did the tennis player get angry at the umpire?

41

Why did the soccer player wear a helmet?

75

Why are basketball players messy eaters?

53

Why did the referee give the soccer player a red card?

73

Why was the tennis ball always in a hurry?

67

Why did the baseball player bring a ladder to the game?

10

Why did the soccer ball get upset?

15

What do you call a sleepy boxer?

58

Why did the tennis player take a long nap?

6

Why are baseball stadiums so cool?

25

Why did the basketball player get wet?

13

What do you call a sad tennis match?