Sports Puns

50

Why did the tennis racket get arrested?

26

Why did the bicycle fall over in the park?

33

Why did the golfer get a haircut?

34

Why did the tennis ball get a medal?

53

Why did the golfer bring a ladder?

74

Why did the boxer go to the bakery?

37

What do you call a magician who plays soccer?

22

Why did the tennis ball break up with the racket?

6

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

44

Why did the golfer bring a parachute to the course?

56

Why did the baseball team hire a chef?

28

Why did the basketball player bring a towel to the game?

43

Why did the tennis player get angry at the umpire?

41

Why did the soccer player wear a helmet?

75

Why are basketball players messy eaters?