Sports Puns

51

Why did the football team go to the bank?

20

Why did the golfer bring extra pants?

48

Why did the baseball player wear a helmet to the bank?

25

Why are ghosts bad at baseball?

40

Why did the soccer ball get a job as a comedian?

16

Why did the tennis player break up with the net?

16

Why did the golf ball break up with the club?

32

What do you call a tired weightlifter?

49

Why was the football team so good at baking?

34

Why did the tennis player break up with her opponent?

63

Why did the man get lost at the track?

72

What do you call a baseball player who sings?

31

Why did the soccer ball get upset with the goal?

34

Why did the weightlifter open a bakery?

17

Why did the soccer player bring a pen to the game?