One-Liners Jokes

80

I tried to tell a joke about a boomerang.

13

I'm great at multi-tasking.

20

My friend told me I should embrace my mistakes.

37

I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.

72

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

83

I'm reading a book about the history of glue.

19

My neighbor told me he found a talking dog.

65

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

27

Why do we tell actors to 'break a leg'?

71

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.

8

I'm really good at predicting the future.

23

My doctor told me I needed to cut down on my sugar intake.

84

My friend told me I was delusional.

10

I started a new diet.

14

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?