Ocean Jokes

11

What did the wave say when it crashed on the rocks?

22

Why did the jellyfish fail the job interview?

5

What did the hermit crab say when it found a new shell?

13

Why did the lighthouse break up with the foghorn?

76

What did the kelp say to the current?

45

Why did the tide pool feel popular?

70

What did the anchor say to the ship?

67

Why did the dolphin become a comedian?

75

What did the starfish say to the sea urchin?

19

Why did the coral feel overwhelmed?

66

What did the shrimp say when asked to share?

22

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

30

What's a shark's favorite sci-fi movie?

32

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

77

What do you call a whale that talks too much?