Food & Drink Jokes

47

The waiter asked, 'How did you find your steak?'

80

Why don't eggs ever win at poker?

65

I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time.

5

What did the coffee say to the sugar?

84

I made a salad with only herbs.

31

Why don't tacos ever win arguments?

72

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

68

What do you call a sad strawberry?

43

I tried to make a belt out of herbs.

75

What did the bread say to the butter?

58

What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

80

What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the road?

47

What did the plate say to the fork?

80

Why did the tomato turn red?

40

Why did the man at the orange juice factory lose his job?