Work & Office Jokes

63

My coworker told me I needed to stop taking things so literally.

25

My boss asked me to put a "wet floor" sign in the breakroom.

30

My coworker always talks about his imaginary friend.

45

My boss told me I needed to stop procrastinating.

10

My manager told me I needed to get my head in the game.

71

My boss told me to have a good day.

57

My coworker told me he was feeling overwhelmed with paperwork.

42

My boss told me I needed to be more active at work.

47

My coworker always brings a dictionary to our team meetings.

45

My boss told me I needed to be more productive.

39

My coworker always tells me to think outside the box.

8

My boss told me I needed to be more organized.

41

My boss told me to come in early and stay late.

36

My coworker always brings a ladder to the office.

71

My coworker always says he's a night owl.