Work & Office Jokes

69

My boss told me to think outside the box during our brainstorming session.

80

My boss told me to stop playing video games during work hours because it was hurting my productivity.

74

The IT guy asked me why my computer was making a loud whirring noise.

22

My boss asked me to think outside the box during our brainstorming session.

70

My boss told me to stop looking at my phone during the meeting and focus on the presentation.

19

My boss asked me to come up with a catchy slogan for our new recycling initiative.

61

My boss told me to work smarter, not harder, but he never explained what 'smarter' looked like in Excel.

53

My boss told me to stop bringing my dog to work because it was barking at the coffee machine.

55

My boss told me to work smarter, not harder, but he never explained what 'smarter' looked like in Excel.

40

I asked my boss if I could take the rest of the day off to go fishing.

26

My boss told me that if I didn't stop daydreaming at work, he would fire me.

71

My boss asked me to describe my dream job in one sentence.

74

My boss told me I needed to be more creative with my work projects.

48

Why did the scarecrow win an award at work?

9

My boss told me I need to be more proactive at work.