Bar Jokes

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I walked into a bar and said, 'Give me a drink that tastes like the moment you're at a grocery store, you've been in the cereal aisle for twenty minutes, you've picked up six boxes, put them back, picked up four more, put them back, and then you walk to the checkout with a single box of cereal you've had in your cart since the beginning.'

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I walked into a bar and said, 'I'll have a drink that tastes like a Sunday morning I didn't want to get up for.' The bartender stared at me for a long, long time.