Movies & TV Jokes

33

My favorite movie is about a tornado in a wheat field.

76

I asked the movie ticket booth for two tickets.

51

Why don't horror movies ever win Oscars?

39

I told my friend I was binge-watching a show about gardening.

36

Why did the TV break up with the remote?

62

I just watched a movie about a magic tractor.

12

What do you call a movie about a broken elevator?

33

I tried to watch a movie about clocks.

11

Why did the movie theater hire a gardener?

21

I watched a movie about a guy who lives entirely on canned food.

8

Why did the sitcom character never leave the apartment?

19

Why did the TV show go to the doctor?

53

What happened to the actor who fell through the floor?

60

Why did the movie go to therapy?

27

I just watched a documentary about beavers.