Weather Jokes

81

What did the thunder say after the lightning?

10

Why did the umbrella feel unappreciated?

66

What did the drought say to the reservoir?

74

Why did the rainbow become a motivational speaker?

34

What did the sleet say to the snow?

33

Why did the wind apply for a job?

48

What did the cloud say when it was accused of being lazy?

26

Why did the frost feel cold-hearted?

73

What did the hail say to the roof?

44

Why did the barometer break up with the thermometer?

41

Why do snowmen make terrible storytellers?

63

What did the lightning bolt say to the other?

27

Why did the sun go to school?

8

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

79

What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm?