Sports Jokes

55

I tried to join a boxing gym, but they told me I wasn't cut out for it.

72

The hockey rink is the only place where fighting improves attendance.

25

Why are fish terrible at basketball?

59

I tried water polo for the first time last week.

29

What's a boxer's favorite part of a joke?

67

Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?

79

I started a running club.

44

Why was the tennis court so noisy?

17

Why was the baseball team hot?

18

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of socks?

44

Why did the bicycle fall over?

26

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

57

Why did the soccer ball go to the bank?

32

What do sprinters eat before a race?

72

Why don't basketball players go on vacation?