I booked a 'boutique hotel' for the weekend. The room was the size of a very optimistic closet. I unpacked my bag. The bag was now larger than the room. I sat on the bed. The bed was the size of a single person lying very still. My phone charger was on the nightstand. The nightstand was also where I was supposed to put my water, my book, my glasses, and my phone. I had to choose.