I booked a pet-friendly lodge for the weekend. I called to confirm. The woman said, 'Yes, we welcome all animals.' I said, 'Great, I'm bringing my dog.' She said, 'And?' I said, 'And my cat.' She was quiet for a second. Then she said, 'The cat stays in the room.' I said, 'The dog stays in the room too.' She said, 'Then you're not bringing a pet. You're bringing a room with two animals in it. That's a different package. You need to call the manager.'