I booked a 'rustic mountain retreat' for the weekend. The retreat was a cabin. The cabin had a wood stove. I lit the wood stove. The wood stove heated the room to a temperature that would make a lizard file a formal complaint. I sat in a chair. The chair was wooden. The wood was the same species of tree that was currently on fire in the room. I was sitting in a chair made from the same tree that was on fire three feet away.