23Work & OfficeI sent an email that said 'Per my last email.' My coworker replied, 'There was no last email.' I said, 'There was. I sent it.' He said, 'You sent it to yourself.'Show PunchlineShare
84Work & OfficeMy boss said, 'We're a family here.' I said, 'That's great. Do family members get to leave at 5?' He said, 'In a good family, you stay until the job's done.' I said, 'Then I'm in a broken family, because I left at 5 on a Friday and nobody called me.'Show PunchlineShare