42Work & OfficeI told my boss I needed a new computer because mine is so slow it takes three days to load a simple spreadsheet.Show PunchlineShare
81Work & OfficeMy boss told me to 'think of the company as a family.' I said, 'That's great. So does that mean I get to eat from the fridge without asking, sit in the living room, and avoid doing chores?' He said, 'No.'Show PunchlineShare