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I told my travel buddy I wanted 'a spontaneous road trip.' He pulled out his phone and said, 'Great, I'll make a loose plan.' I said, 'It's spontaneous.' He said, 'Spontaneous with a spreadsheet is still a spreadsheet. But I'll make it a flexible one. Columns for Where (Tentative), Backup Where (Also Tentative), and Where We Were Actually Going (Deleted).'

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