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I told my travel buddy, 'Let's go to a farmers' market.' We went. There were twelve tables. One had tomatoes. One had bread. One had a woman selling hand-knit scarves. My buddy bought a scarf. I bought a tomato. We sat in a parking lot and ate the tomato.

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