I told my travel buddy, 'Let's go to a winery.' We drove to the winery. There was a parking lot. In the parking lot was a building. In the building was a woman behind a counter. She said, 'The tour starts at two.' I said, 'It's two.' She said, 'And?' I said, 'It is two o'clock.' She said, 'The two is the check-in. The two-fifteen is the walking. The two-fifteen is the wine. The two is just the paperwork. You're early to the early.'