33One-LinersI told my wife I was going to 'just be in the background tonight.' She said, 'Great, you can be the background of the family photo.' I said, 'I'd rather be in the foreground.' She said, 'No. You're the blur on the left edge.'Show PunchlineShare
81One-LinersMy toddler asked me to explain what a deadline is, and I said it's when something has to be finished by a certain time.Show PunchlineShare
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