Joke Cafe
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I walked into a bar and said, 'Give me a drink that tastes like the moment you're in a meeting, the CEO says let's keep this to fifteen minutes, you watch the clock on your phone, at minute fourteen you're mentally packing your bag, and at minute fifteen the CEO says so, let's take a quick detour into Q3 projections.' The bartender said, 'That's a nine-dollar drink.' I said, 'Make it a double. I'm in minute thirty-one and no one has said the word projections yet. I'm still in the intro.'