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I walked into a bar and said, 'Give me a drink that tastes like the moment you're at a restaurant, you've been waiting forty minutes for your appetizer, you finally get it, you take one bite, and the waiter walks up and says, Sorry, that was meant for table six.'

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I walked into a bar and said, 'Give me a drink that tastes like the moment you're at a restaurant, you've been waiting forty minutes for your appetizer, you finally get it, you take one bite, and the waiter walks up and says, Sorry, that was meant for table six.' | Trivia Cafe