I walked into a bar and said, 'Give me a drink that tastes like the moment you're at a dinner party, everyone's talking about their vacation, and you said I went to the lake, and now you're in a twenty-minute interrogation about the lake, and no one cares about the lake, they care about the fact that you said lake instead of Maldives, and your drink is the only thing at the table that isn't being judged.'