I walked into a bar and said, 'Give me a drink that tastes like the moment you're at a wedding, you're sitting at table seven, the best man's speech has been going for forty minutes, he's doing a bit about the groom's college years, your water glass has been empty for twenty minutes, the waiter has walked past you three times, and you've been holding your hand up for the past two minutes and your hand is starting to cramp.'