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My accountant said, 'You're overspending on subscriptions.' I said, 'I have three.' He said, 'You have eleven.' I said, 'Three are real. The other eight are what I call ghost subscriptions. They're in my bank statement. They have a name I sort of recognize. They charge me $14.99 a month. I don't know what they are. I don't know if I ever signed up.'