35Work & OfficeMy boss said, 'I want everyone to start using the new project management software. It's self-explanatory.' I said, 'That's the most terrifying sentence I've heard all year.' He said, 'What do you mean?'Show PunchlineShare
81Work & OfficeMy boss told me to 'think of the company as a family.' I said, 'That's great. So does that mean I get to eat from the fridge without asking, sit in the living room, and avoid doing chores?' He said, 'No.'Show PunchlineShare