16Work & OfficeMy boss said, 'I want this meeting to be productive.' I said, 'It will be. I'm going to be productive in the way a goldfish is productive in a bowl. Present. Breathing. And absolutely not making any waves.'Show PunchlineShare
84Work & OfficeMy boss said, 'We're a family here.' I said, 'That's great. Do family members get to leave at 5?' He said, 'In a good family, you stay until the job's done.' I said, 'Then I'm in a broken family, because I left at 5 on a Friday and nobody called me.'Show PunchlineShare
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