80Work & OfficeMy boss said, 'I want this to be a team effort.' I said, 'I hear you.' He said, 'Great. I'll send you the task at 4:58 on Friday.' I said, 'And the team part?'Show PunchlineShare
81Work & OfficeMy boss told me to 'think of the company as a family.' I said, 'That's great. So does that mean I get to eat from the fridge without asking, sit in the living room, and avoid doing chores?' He said, 'No.'Show PunchlineShare