22Work & OfficeMy boss said, 'I want this to be a truly collaborative effort.' I said, 'Absolutely. I'll do the work and you'll do the presenting.'Show PunchlineShare
84Work & OfficeMy boss said, 'We're a family here.' I said, 'That's great. Do family members get to leave at 5?' He said, 'In a good family, you stay until the job's done.' I said, 'Then I'm in a broken family, because I left at 5 on a Friday and nobody called me.'Show PunchlineShare