65Work & OfficeMy boss said, 'I want to empower you to make decisions.' I said, 'Great. So if I decide to leave at 3 every day, is that empowered?'Show PunchlineShare
84Work & OfficeMy boss said, 'We're a family here.' I said, 'That's great. Do family members get to leave at 5?' He said, 'In a good family, you stay until the job's done.' I said, 'Then I'm in a broken family, because I left at 5 on a Friday and nobody called me.'Show PunchlineShare