59Work & OfficeMy boss said, 'I want to see more initiative from this team.' I said, 'I have a suggestion. What if initiative means I go home at 5 and you don't get to send an email at 6?' He was quiet for a long time. Then he said, 'Let's take that offline.'Show PunchlineShare
84Work & OfficeMy boss said, 'We're a family here.' I said, 'That's great. Do family members get to leave at 5?' He said, 'In a good family, you stay until the job's done.' I said, 'Then I'm in a broken family, because I left at 5 on a Friday and nobody called me.'Show PunchlineShare
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