0

My boss said, 'I want you to be more proactive this quarter.' I said, 'Absolutely. I'll get ahead of things.' He said, 'Great. So what's your plan?' I said, 'I'm going to be more proactive about getting ahead of things. I'm in the proactiveness phase. I'm building proactiveness. I have a proactiveness folder on my desktop.'

Related Jokes

84

My boss asked me to describe myself in three words.

84

I love my job. It's the work I hate.

84

My boss said, 'We're a family here.' I said, 'That's great. Do family members get to leave at 5?' He said, 'In a good family, you stay until the job's done.' I said, 'Then I'm in a broken family, because I left at 5 on a Friday and nobody called me.'

83

The office printer jammed again during the big presentation.

81

My boss told me to 'think of the company as a family.' I said, 'That's great. So does that mean I get to eat from the fridge without asking, sit in the living room, and avoid doing chores?' He said, 'No.'

81

My boss said, 'I want you to be more proactive.' I said, 'Great, I'm already on my way to the break room. I was going to wait until someone told me I could get coffee.'