My boss said, 'I want you to be more visible in the office.' I said, 'I'm here every day, sir.' He said, 'I know. I can see your chair. The chair is at the desk. The desk has your nameplate. I can see the nameplate. I just can't see you. You're behind the chair. You're in the chair. You're a silhouette. I'm looking at a human-shaped shadow and I can't tell if it's you or a very committed coat rack.'