My boss said, 'I want you to take ownership of this project.' I said, 'Sir, I already own it. I have been sitting next to it for three weeks. I know its weight. I know its dimensions. I know it smells faintly of printer toner and the ghost of a coffee I spilled in February. I have touched it more than my spouse has touched me this month. I am in a committed relationship with this project. I am not taking ownership. I am in a long-term arrangement. I am the project's partner. The project is my project. We are together. We are in this. I am not taking ownership. I am in a marriage with a filing cabinet.'