13Work & OfficeMy boss said, "I want you to think of this as a marathon, not a sprint." I said, "Understood." He said, "Great, the marathon starts in ten minutes." I said, "And when does it finish?"Show PunchlineShare
84Work & OfficeMy boss said, 'We're a family here.' I said, 'That's great. Do family members get to leave at 5?' He said, 'In a good family, you stay until the job's done.' I said, 'Then I'm in a broken family, because I left at 5 on a Friday and nobody called me.'Show PunchlineShare
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