52Work & OfficeMy boss sent a company-wide email that said, 'I trust this message finds you well.' I replied, 'It finds me in a spreadsheet, in row 4,217, and I don't know what column I'm in. But yes, I'm well.'Show PunchlineShare
84Work & OfficeMy boss said, 'We're a family here.' I said, 'That's great. Do family members get to leave at 5?' He said, 'In a good family, you stay until the job's done.' I said, 'Then I'm in a broken family, because I left at 5 on a Friday and nobody called me.'Show PunchlineShare
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