80Work & OfficeMy boss sent an email that said, 'Let's circle back on this.' I replied, 'I've been circling back for three weeks. At this point I've orbited the project twice. I'm requesting a docking station.'Show PunchlineShare
84Work & OfficeMy boss said, 'We're a family here.' I said, 'That's great. Do family members get to leave at 5?' He said, 'In a good family, you stay until the job's done.' I said, 'Then I'm in a broken family, because I left at 5 on a Friday and nobody called me.'Show PunchlineShare