80Work & OfficeMy boss sent an email that said, 'Let's circle back on this.' I replied, 'I've been circling back for three weeks. At this point I've orbited the project twice. I'm requesting a docking station.'Show PunchlineShare
81Work & OfficeMy boss told me to 'think of the company as a family.' I said, 'That's great. So does that mean I get to eat from the fridge without asking, sit in the living room, and avoid doing chores?' He said, 'No.'Show PunchlineShare