79Work & OfficeMy coworker asked me, 'What's your five-year plan?' I said, 'I have a five-minute plan. Survive this meeting, get to lunch, survive the next meeting, get to the parking lot.' He said, 'That's not a plan.'Show PunchlineShare
81Work & OfficeMy boss told me to 'think of the company as a family.' I said, 'That's great. So does that mean I get to eat from the fridge without asking, sit in the living room, and avoid doing chores?' He said, 'No.'Show PunchlineShare
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